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This is Why You Suck at Guitar, Lesson 36DD: Your Vibrato SUCKS

It’s a wounded bird! It’s a drunk mosquito! It’s Stevie Nicks! NOPE, it’s… your horrible vibrato! Bad vibrato ruins lives. “But Uncle Ben”, you say, “I can sweep faster than Yngwie’s maid, and my picking is faster than a cheetah on a speed boat”… it doesn’t matter. If you land on a note and give it a disgusting spastic wiggle, ...

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This is Why You Suck at Guitar, Lesson 13: Your Muting/Dampening SUCKS

ADD MY NEW FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! www.facebook.com/unclebeneller Twitter/instagram: @BenEllerGuitars Skype Lessons? BenEllerGuitars@gmail.com Lords and ladies! Its time for a brand new installment of the semi-legendary, mildly amusing, sublimely informative, and oddly arousing This is Why You Suck at Guitar lesson series, here with your new best friend, Uncle Ben Eller!!! MUTING! Its the thing every pro does that none of ...

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